Thursday, July 22, 2010

Johnny Recommends ANCHORMAN To Watch This Summer

ANCHORMAN (2004)



Summerization: A documentary about sexism in the work place that's inevitably overcome by love and understanding. A panda might have given birth and there's an impromptu rendition of 'Afternoon Delight.'

Why It's So Awesome: Will Farrell and Steve Carell are fucking hilarious. This movie was so funny it single-handedly launched their film careers. It shot some life back into Christina Applegate's career and succeeded in making her strong, smart, hot and funny. And what other movie also has Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson? Yes, it's an Old School reunion. Add Ben Stiller and Tim Robbins. It's as funny as it should be. Don't forget about Paul 'Sex Panther' Rudd and David 'Whammy' Koechner, rounding out the news team. Fred Willard is also gold as the boss. For some reason even Danny Trejo appears for about two minutes. He's the Mexican who's got the big tattoo on his chest and is Machete in that movie Machete. You'd know him if you saw him.

Quote: "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there, if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back... I want to be on you...wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait... I-I wanna be on you," or "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice," or "But you and I are mature adults. We've both seen our share of pornographic materials...oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me, neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye," or "I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego." Seriously, this movie is funny as shit.

Best Time To Watch: Start today then repeat at least once a week or as needed until summer ends. If burn out occurs, try doses of the half sequel/half same movie Wake Up Ron Burgundy (Not a joke, it's fucking awesome too).

Quality: 10 for 10 exquisite breasts

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