Thursday, July 22, 2010

Johnny Recommends L.A. STORY To Watch This Summer

L.A. STORY (1991)



Summerization: Steve Martin is Harris Telemacher, L.A.'s wacky weather man. And guess what? It's summertime and it's hot, hot, hot. Harris leads a typical L.A. yuppie-douchebag life until he meets a cute and funny Brit chick and realises what his life is missing: Love. It's basically a fairytale set in Los Angeles staring Steve Martin.

How Awesome Is It? It's so awesome that they dug up William Shakespeare and reburried him in L.A. just for the movie. It's so awesome L.A. passed a law forbidding the use of riddle writing A.I. chips in the construction of their new signboards and dismantled the old ones. It's so awesome that after it was released 90% of the yuppie-douchebags in L.A. did in fact get enemas to try and not be as full of shit. It didn't work. And besides, it's got Sarah Jessica Parker, in her pre-horseface/douchette days, looking hot as hell.

Quote: "Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins but we always know when it ends?"

Best Time To Watch: A warm summer's night. A warm summer's evening. A warm summer's day. A warm... you get it.

Quality: 6 outa 6 signboards that want to help you.

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