THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (2005)
Summerization: The sequel to the kickass Halloween themed film, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil’s Rejects picks up with the police storming the wicked house where the Firefly clan resides. Only Otis and Baby make it out and continue their sick-fuck ways to meet up with Captain Spaulding, so they can…you know, fuck it. It’s a murderously fucked up family road trip.
Why It's Awesome: It’s not Rob Zombie’s Halloween or Halloween 2, so that’s real goddamn awesome. Bill Moseley knows the Otis character perfect, and he brings tons of twisted realism to the cartoonish albino introduced in 1K Corpses. Sheri Moon Zombie isn’t bad as Baby, and she’s still hot. Sid Haig as Capt. Spaulding is awesome. There’s also so many awesome cameos it’s ridiculous. William Forsythe is insane and fucking heartless. Tom Towles, P.J. Soles, Dohmer, Matthew McGrory in his last role, Dave Sheridan from Buzzkill fame (remember that show?), Diamond Dallas Page, Danny Trejo, Ken Foree, EG Daily, Michael Berryman, Brian Posehn, and Geoffrey Lewis. Fuck. That’s awesome. The soundtrack? Awesome. Zombie made a near perfect fucking movie that calls back to the awesomeness of 70’s cinema.
Quote: "There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future!" and "I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle," and "Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley again in my presence I will KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! Get this Hollywood loving piece of shit outta my sight. FUCK GROUCHO!" is a great one.
Best Time To Watch: On the family vacation/road trip. When you’re in Texas. Anytime in August. Hey, check it out during my birthday week and think of me (that’s the last week of August).
Quality:: 9 outta 10 raccoons fightin’ in a gunnysack.
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