Monday, August 2, 2010

Johnny Recommends SHOWGIRLS To Watch This Summer

SHOWGIRLS (1995)



Summerization: Elizabeth Berkley wants to be a Vegas showgirl. Nothing's going to stop her, not even Gina Gershon.

Why It's Awesome: Boobs. boobs. Simulated Elizabeth Berkley sex. Boobs. Gina Gershon naked. Boobs. Everyone tries so goddamn hard to be serious the whole thing is hilarious. Boobs. My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult does almost the whole soundtrack. Boobs. Kyle Maclachlan is his badass self. Boobs. This black dude dances pretty intensely. Boobs. Robert Davi has a small role as the strip club owner with half a heart. Boobs. It's one part erotic and one part entertainment. And all of it is enjoyable.

Quote: "You got something wrong with your nipples?"

Best Time To Watch: It's the perfect movie to put on with your significant other and have a nooner too. Or a nooner with yourself. Anyway, watch it at high noon or midnight. Warm weather for the Vegas feel works well too.

Quality: 1 outta 2 broken legs.

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