Sunday, August 1, 2010

Johnny Recommends THE BIG LEBOWSKI To Watch This Summer

THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998)



Summerization: : Jeff Bridges is The Dude. After a case of mistaken identity, thugs break into his house and piss on his rug. All the Dude wants is a new rug (it really tied the room together) for his apartment. Since it’s directed by the Coen Brothers, chaos ensues.

Why It's Awesome: Jeff Brides is the fucking Dude. Forget Crazy Heart (though awesome) THIS is the role he was born to play. White Russians galore, boobs sprinkled throughout, acid flashbacks, awesome quotable lines in every scene. The laughs do not stop after they start. John Goodman, Steve Bushimi, Jullian Moore, Tara Reid, Flea, the lead Nihilist, John Tuturro, the big Lebowski, Philip Seymore Hoffman and just about everyone else are absolutely awesome in their roles.

Quote: How about, “You want a toe, I can get you a toe,” or “Nothng’s fucked!? The Goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain,” or “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!” and there’s always, “Yeah, well. The Dude abides.”

Best Time To Watch: You must, I repeat MUST, have a gallon of milk, a bottle of vodka and Kailua. Now, feel free to view whenever. Or, make it a game and see how many times a day you can watch it. With your White Russians, of course.

Quality: 5 outta 5 missing toes.

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